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| “So close” |
From my walk to work this morning, a lost half-mannequin on the street. Does anyone else want to play the “what is she thinking game”?
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| “I wonder if this is how Venus d’Milo got started.” |
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| “Well, my mother was right. She always said Steve had an obsession with that chain saw. And it was just one limb after another.” |
“Hi, if you have a moment I would like to talk to you about the effects of early onset adult diabetes.”
“I’m head over heels in love with my new car – didn’t matter that it cost an arm and a leg, I totally lost my head over it…”
“Since I started appearing on Real Housewives of New Jersey, people I don’t know come up and take my picture.”
“I really wish my plastic surgeon wasn’t so conservative…”